nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

(via pizza)

phantasticphil:

xxxxsexyllamas:

Dan after he takes a shower: Dan Towell

Dan in a bad mood: Dan Fowell

Dan stays up all night: Dan Owell

Dan gets angry: Dan Growell

Dan learns grammar: Dan Vowell

Dan gets married: Dan Lester

I WAS EXPECTING IT BUT AT THE SAME TIME I WASN’T OHMYGOD

(via castiel-lester)

Dan: Hey I made you some hot tea

Dan: because that's what you are

Phil:

Dan: a hottie

hella-dandy:

incredibly-interested:

micoovav:

theenglishmoon:

tokyo—house—party:

slumberblues:

rosesareray:

drunkteeth:

havin a crush on someone and not knowing if they like you back

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having a crush on someone and knowing they don’t like you back

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someone having a crush on you and you don’t like them back

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having a mutual friend crush

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having a crush on someone who likes you back but “the timing isn’t right”

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crushes

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getting crushed by trafficimage

(via shut-uhp)

frlcker:

having a crush is painful and horrible but not having a crush is just so boring

(Source: studip, via fake-mermaid)

joesugg:

This is my new favourite edit. Think you can beat this? ;)

thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

(via australiansanta)

zaynhappened:

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

"ye"

- where did this come from and why can’t I stop saying it (via cumfort)

(Source: mildshota, via shut-uhp)

lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

(via fake-mermaid)